C'mon, admit it - you're a coward

Is that so hard to say, Lieutenant? You're a stinking coward, period. If you didn't have the balls to serve, you should have stayed on the porch with the little dogs.

As I understand it, missing movement during wartime can be a capital offense. If that's the case, then this dude should be tried and, if found guilty, executed. But he won't be, no. He'll get a slap on the wrist following which he will become a saint for the dailykos, move-on types. You know, a martyr like those misshapen idiots who strap bombs on themselves and kill in the name of a child molester called Muhammad.