It's better to be bald

Really, have you ever seen a worse comb-over in your life? And seriously, does this dude believe he's fooling anybody?

It's amazing the lengths a man will go to in order to avoid the appearance of a bald pate. Unfortunately, most of those lengths lead to something that is far more unsightly than a melon shining in the lights.

I submit that Mr. Groome shouldn't be worried about "What makes us Catholic." He'd be far better off wondering why in fuck do I do this to my head?

That's the real question.