Hunger S. Dumbson
- Bongo Journalist-

Telling the awful truth in blunt language

Location: United States

Tuesday, May 30, 2006


This sounds like good news to me.


What was this ungodly idiot doing during the 8 years he was vice-president?

Monday, May 29, 2006

Don't expect to see this in the NYT

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches while that state agency was trying to influence him on federal regulation of boxing.

Reid, D-Nev., took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 as he was pressing legislation to increase government oversight of the sport, including the creation of a federal boxing commission that Nevada's agency feared might usurp its authority.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Murtha, the piece of feces

Pasty John Murtha on "This Week" this morning with that dwarf cretin lambasting American troops in Iraq. This so-called "war hero" is a fetid piece of shit who should drop dead before the sun set if there was any real justice in the world. Murtha has the Marines accused in a massacre convicted already and has no hesitation to get before the world and spout his senseless drivel. One can only hope that the son of a bitch dies of rectal cancer soon.

On for the "who gives a shit?" column

Bruce Springsteen is expressing his political views? Is there anything we could give less of a rat's ass about? Phonies like Springsteen will say anything they think the young "hip" dummies who constitute the bulk of their audience want to hear.

Springsteen should learn how to sing before he starts worrying too much about politics and pretentious statements. Sure, he's made millions, but then there are nitwits who will pay good money for anything, including his silly drivel.

Thursday, May 25, 2006


I just can't believe this story. U.S. Navy ships are still allowed to fly the American flag? My goodness, isn't that apt to insult some other piddling nation and turn more people against the U.S. of A.?

Seems to me we should be willing to give up things like our national identity and sense of patriotism in an effort to get along with all these other enlightened nations, ragheads or not. It also seems to me that displaying an American flag—even in American waters—is a sign of American imperialism and disrespect for a lot of other worthless nations, including much of Europe and practically all of the Mid-East.

But I could be wrong...

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Idiots abound in Michigan

One of these days, the people are going to have to do something serious about idiots like these. I mean real serious.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

New Orleans Idiots

The idiots of New Orleans have spoken and have returned Ray "Nowhere" Nagin to the helm of their city. This is the dolt who hopped around like a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest while the city flooded and people died. But of course he's black and his opponent was white, so that counts for something. NO idiots feels it's better to have an incompetent black than take a chance on a honky.

Hopefully, Bush and Rove won't direct another hurricane to hit The Big Greasy during the next four years and spare the fools the results of their folly. Meanwhile, Nagin can strut about and pretend he knows what the hell he's doing. That should be good for a few laughs.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Fruit Loops

Oh my, aren't these faggots creative. Like who gives a rat's ass about their so-called art? Screwing butts and sucking cocks isn't all that artistic really. Queers suck!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Senator Nitwit

About the kindest thing you can say about Harry Reid is that he is a nitwit.

Of course, you can say the same thing about any number of officials in our government. But Reid is among the more stupid.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Teacher as idiot

In a time when students are being expelled from school and, in some cases, arrested for drawing pictures of people shooting guns at one another, what the hell is up with a teacher like this fool? Why is a drafting teaching giving students "fiction" writing assignments to begin with?

There are lots of things about this situation that stink. I would be willing to bet that the teacher is a leftist radical type and the people he would like to see shot are Republicans. That's the way it works with those fools.

He should be fired without hesitation. But he won't be, because no doubt the administration of his school is under the grip of left-wing idiots just like him.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Glenn Reynolds is a prick!

Have you ever seen such a self-absorbed egotistical asshole as "Professor" Glenn Reynolds? He should be out of the classroom and into the courtroom, where one can find a multitude of braggarts and buttholes of his caliber play-acting at their grand superiority.

Fuck him. This site gets more hits in five minutes that Reynolds gets in a week! Who needs an "Instalaunch" when they can get a DumbsonDump! Hell yeah!